My boyfriend. He asked if I was off my period and this is how he indirectly described it..
SATAN’S SACRIFICIAL WATERFALL
everyone’s making their blogs all snowy and stuff for christmas while here in australia christmas is literally this
it was 36 degrees today and i saw an ad on tv with about 20 santas surfing and waving a christmas ham around in the air
that is literally a representation of an australian christmas
listen up kids. the internet is a dangerous place. all it does is make you angry and gay
YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
you have the rest of the day to reblog this
#double bitch face #hahha #ho fudging ho
also I’m not saying I keep track of who reblogs my selfies but there is a mental list of who will have power when I conquer
tom hiddleston is the most polite human being to ever walk this earth, capable of withstanding any remark with the most humble attitude and a gentle smile
…until someone offends loki. and then all his rage comes pouring out in eloquent rivers of sass.
"Nothing makes me more manly than sharing my emotions with another one."
If we learned anything from the Mayans, it’s that if you don’t finish something, it’s not the end of the world.
I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games
im gonna go stand outside so if anyone asks im outstanding